Aerobicide is a Killer Workout
Do you know what the problem is with living here in the future? Although if you’re reading this then you’re peering into the past. We’ll split the difference and call […]
Category Archives: ponderings
Took a Sledgehammer to the Things
Picture it. You’ve not been in formal education for 20 years. Your job does not require you to write down anything more than “This person didnae steal anyhing or mibbe […]
bet we get nil point
It’s here. It’s happening. We missed it last year but this year we will not. An even so stratospheric that billions of individuals all across the globe will be sitting […]
Grabbed by the Ghoulies
The 80s was a time festooned with monstrous wee beasties that would take you out at the ankles. Critters that would munch your Mother, feast on your father but possibly […]
They ur but they urny
I am Scottish. You make have noticed this. Nessie is real and while I don’t take part in the annual Haggi, the plural of Haggis, hunt I do enjoy the […]
Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose
It’s Sunday. Saturday was going well till something…well let’s just say an anxiety inducing moment decided to occur. So I’m having a cathartic ramble to try and exorcise anything floating […]
Is it but a dream?
I’m laying in bed, ready to sleep, wondering if I’ll remember my dream while also pondering “Is it all but a dream?”. That is the thought, isn’t it? That the […]
Shunting, is it just for the Societal Elite?
I was at work pondering. It’s something you tend to do when you’re standing around awaiting the moment to serve. Like a coiled assassin ready to strike with all the…um…with […]
Do pregnant Sausage Dog’s bellies rub on the ground?
I will admit this is a strange way to begin especially when that’s not really what I’d planned on saying but when you’re working at Dunfermline Comic Con and you’re […]
No, don’t tell me that
No please, don’t do that. No, I can live without….and now you’ve told me. I didn’t want to know that. Can I unknow it? No because then I’ll just go […]
This is the future so where's my rocketpack? 