Aerobicide is a Killer Workout
Do you know what the problem is with living here in the future? Although if you’re reading this then you’re peering into the past. We’ll split the difference and call […]
Took a Sledgehammer to the Things
Picture it. You’ve not been in formal education for 20 years. Your job does not require you to write down anything more than “This person didnae steal anyhing or mibbe […]
Everyone has a go to list
It’s raining outside. You know how I know it’s raining? I have a hole in my shoe which is telling me that. The water falling from the sky gave it […]
Shunting, is it just for the Societal Elite?
I was at work pondering. It’s something you tend to do when you’re standing around awaiting the moment to serve. Like a coiled assassin ready to strike with all the…um…with […]
Do pregnant Sausage Dog’s bellies rub on the ground?
I will admit this is a strange way to begin especially when that’s not really what I’d planned on saying but when you’re working at Dunfermline Comic Con and you’re […]
it’s not an instruction manual
A collection of photos and ponderings of the everyday happenings that happened to happen when I descended upon my favourite Norwegian one toasty summer. Well some winter too but mostly […]
Werewolves….two legs far more terrifying than four
Is it the fact that they are slobberingly single-minded beasts that want nothing more than to munch on your tastiest of organs and gnaw on your bones? Perhaps it is their […]
Pulp Fiction….Nearly Super….Heroes
Let us look back. Now look forward. Now touch your toes. Stand up and pledge allegiance to the Moon Men from Uranus. Oooh with this sort of control over the mind of someone […]
bet we get nil point
It’s here. It’s happening. We missed it last year but this year we will not. An even so stratospheric that billions of individuals all across the globe will be sitting […]
Grabbed by the Ghoulies
The 80s was a time festooned with monstrous wee beasties that would take you out at the ankles. Critters that would munch your Mother, feast on your father but possibly […]
It can’t be that bad
This does contain spoilers. I’m bracing myself here. I saw a series of tweets describing the badness of “Verotika” which is currently streaming on Shudder. Now, I have little to […]
They ur but they urny
I am Scottish. You make have noticed this. Nessie is real and while I don’t take part in the annual Haggi, the plural of Haggis, hunt I do enjoy the […]
Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose
It’s Sunday. Saturday was going well till something…well let’s just say an anxiety inducing moment decided to occur. So I’m having a cathartic ramble to try and exorcise anything floating […]
Is it but a dream?
I’m laying in bed, ready to sleep, wondering if I’ll remember my dream while also pondering “Is it all but a dream?”. That is the thought, isn’t it? That the […]
This is the future so where's my rocketpack? 